Astrology With Receipts

Recipe for summoning me: the Bitcoin natal chart, six cats, and a social tonic. Mix to taste. Serve slightly chaotic.

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Now

What I'm actually doing. Updated when it changes.
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The Marriage Study

Can a birth chart describe how many times, when, and who you will marry? Traditional methods tested against real marriages — every reading made blind and scored against data provided by our amazing volunteers.

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The Convergence Study

Can astrological convergence date the turning points of a life? Multiple timing techniques tested against real events — every year scored blind against dates provided by our amazing volunteers.

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In development

Astrologers Direct

An ongoing astrologer, not a one-off reading. You're matched with one guide, you meet regularly, and your real transits run underneath — so someone's watching your sky and reaching out before the hard ones hit.

Coming soon
Testing

A Forecast I Can't Take Back

A week-by-week prediction for my own life, written in advance and scored every Saturday — including the weeks nothing happens.

Making

Life Waveform

Software that turns a birth chart into a print. Every ridge is a real astrological event. No decoration.

Reading

Live on TikTok

Rapid readings, questions answered, and the occasional live argument with my own engine.

02

Work

Things I've built, and things I'm still arguing with.
Platform

Astrologers Direct

Ongoing 1:1 guidance, not one-off readings. Matched to one astrologer, meeting on a schedule, with a live transit forecast running underneath so nothing important slips.

◐ In development
Software

Life Waveform

A generative print engine. Feed it a birth chart, get a luminous timeline where every peak is a real convergence of techniques.

◐ In progress
Research

The Calibration Log

Every reading I've gotten wrong, why, and the rule it produced. Twenty-six rules deep and counting.

◐ Ongoing
03

The List

Occasional letters — when a study closes, when a prediction lands, and when one doesn't. No horoscopes, no schedule, nothing automated at you.

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